With a pair of Caesars...
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A pair.
Pair o' Dice Lost"
A pair of ankles
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Double D-Mons
You might get a hole in one.
Pair of medics.
Kurt n Rod.
The hypotenuse.
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Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
No ballroom.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
They only have one pair of trunks.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
In case he got a hole in one.
Serpants.
A pair of polegics!
A pair of slippers! :D
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
They both have flies on them.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
In case they get a hole in one!
Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.
A pair of pliers
A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
All the pairs of floating eyes
Answer: A pair of slipper
For proper gander purposes.
Try two pairs of stilts!
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Hush puppies !
I can't pair wines like this.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Two-Baaas.
He found his pair a' dice!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
A pair of nurses
A pair of ducks.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Shoe.
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Womb-mates"
A pair of slippers.
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
The pair with no sole.
A paramedic(s)!
Bell-bottoms!
A pair of legs.
A refuse sack.
A: Depressed.
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
With a pair of Caesars.
Antteneye !
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
No ballroom
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
At a Pair of Docks
So they can bring two canopies.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
In case he got a hole-in-one.
In case you get a hole in one!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
To-mate-toes!
An erection.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Using a pair of Caesars.
Too tense.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
He held up a pair of pants!
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Getting the news from your dentist
His medical license was doctored.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Shoepremacy.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
You can sleep with a light on.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
It was time to split.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Insufficient funds.
Gingers
