Bare Grylls
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A brick.
You get Halo-tosis. :-/
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
Tooth hurty
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Brush their teeth!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)
Flossless compression!
He didn't understand Flossophy!
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
The gearbox in the wife's car...
Tooth hurty.
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A full set of teeth
Because it hides their teeth.
The meth head still has teeth.
One tooth
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
my zipper!
A full set of teeth.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Your teeth !
He was already taking out a tooth
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
An endentured servant
Because it goes right out of your head.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
He ate the dentist.
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
Toothpaste.
Dental floss !
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
They grit their tooth at you.
Your teeth.
One full set of teeth.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because your teeth are the same colour as it.
A comb or a saw.
Gummi bears. )
Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Losing teeth.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Buck teeth!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Fill me in when you get back
Brushing your teeth
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Smack a monster.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Your teeth!
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Fill 'er up!"
Hard cheese.
Thar's gold in them thar fills."
Gladiator
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Too much quack.
Gladiator.
Brushing your teeth!
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
He dented his tooth
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A: Teeth in the cavity.
He didn't have a Gar
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
D K
A: A river.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A bit long in the tooth
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
To prevent tooth DK.
Nice tooth.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
A gummy bear!
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
You exercise it.
Start from scratch.
Crack-a-lacking
Diet Coke.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
They both like a tight seal.
You're an eight.
Justice Fingers!
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
Tooth hurt-y.
He's writing an Algorithm!
they get all over the sheets.