How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue