Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Shoot him before he hits the ground
Michael
Earthquakes stop shaking
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
Because it was accidental.
Sue
