How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines