What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.