What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.