How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Who races the most?

The rasit!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.