How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.