How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.