How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.