How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.