How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.