How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.