How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race?

Society.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.