How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.