What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)