What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.