What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!