What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.