What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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He was hit by a truck.

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Apricots.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes