What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow