What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!