What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.