What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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Cot-on-wool.

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You call 9-wun-wun

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Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..