What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.