What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Russian Woman Jokes More Russian Woman Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.