What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.