Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.