Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.