Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.