Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.