Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!