Because he was Snowden.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It didn't Snowden.
He's Snowden.
Edward Snowed In
Old King Coal !
Because he got Snowden!
