Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!