What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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They both let me stick it in only one place.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

Chilean Mining Company Jokes More Chilean Mining Company Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.