What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.