What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!