How do know if the person that you have...

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.