How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!