How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything