What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

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How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."