What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."