What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !