The players all drowned in spring training.
Because he was outstanding in his field
Women should be first.
He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
Drowns.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
Colombia
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.