Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.