The players all drowned in spring training.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
They cause too much brain damage.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
