Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.