What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.