What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

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What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.