What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

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Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Bugs Bunny !

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A liar.

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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a girl from Jersey.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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A: She went to sea a movie.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.