Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office