Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....