Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.