Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!