Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....