Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!