How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.