How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!