How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.