How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.