How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.