What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.