What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.