What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.