What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.