What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House