What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House