What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.