What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.