What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds