What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.