What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.