Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds