Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.