Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.