Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong