What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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