What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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