Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.