A. From chasing parked ambulances.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
A: Tulips.
Nothing, he already said it twice.
He shreds.
Sue-per Man
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
A: It oink-urs a fine.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Snow Petrol!
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.