Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.