Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Don't touch my marbles.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.