Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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To win dough.

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He's just Biden his time.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.