Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Who's on first?

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.