Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

David Jokes More David Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.