Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!