Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because they can only count to 3.
paramedics
He needed somebody to cosine.
Because it got waterlogged.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
He always came on time.
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
James
Sasquats
The hospital ran all out of patience
