What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.