What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket