What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !