What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !