What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.