What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.