What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants