What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.