What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)