What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.