What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.