How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!