How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.