Swab the deck!
With their aye-phones.
A pirate aye!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Crabs on your organ.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Drool
He tested positive for Coke.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.