How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.