Swab the deck!
Aye sis
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
He was a little shellfish.
Because he ate too many crabs!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Coat-Hanger Abortions
Because they always bombed their tests.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
