How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!