Two, and often from the same person.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
On crotches...
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean :D :D
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
King's Cross Station :)
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
On crotches.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
Shellfish.
Because it's shellfish.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
Because he is a little shellfish.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
Because they never get out of their shell
He was feeling ruff.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
A hermit crab !
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
King's Crustacean.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
Because they're shellfish
