How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?