How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.