How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?