Crotch Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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A: Ho, ho, ho!