On crotches...
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The both leave your crotch on fire
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Menard's!
For the crotch.
On crotches.
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
He wanted their soles.
He was buying drinks.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Crabs on your organ
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
To keep their hats pointed.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Depends...
It depends on the flight delays.
1 if you hit him just right
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
