What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ