What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.