What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.