What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.