What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.