What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.