What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.