What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.