What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.