What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos