What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.