What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.