What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.