How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.