How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.