How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.