What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!