What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.