Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams