Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!