Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!