How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.