How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.