How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?