What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Sleep in the wardrobe.

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A high medium low

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)