Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Your chron-tact.
A penny-farthing.
Because it's too cold outtide
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Everything is cool there already.
Urban Outfitters
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker