Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."