Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What country do I live?

Iran

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !