Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR