Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.