Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.