What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back