What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.