What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?