What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?