What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me