What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...