Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.