Because he is always pulling on his ears.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Because it was accidental.
Life is a maze.
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.