Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.